EXPERIENCE THE MAGICAL REALM OF TEACRAFT
A place where every adventurer, from rogue to royal, may gather in peace, potions in hand.
🌟 Why Doth So Many Seek The Elixir? 🌟
“For the lands are full of bland boba bars,” thou sayeth...
So we conjured something most wondrous. A place where...
Ye need not hide thy fandom, for here, every robe, wand, and wig is worn with honor.
No one shall mock thy elf ears, nor ask, “What are you dressed as?" For they, friend, are the outliers.
No more yearning for ‘a place for people like us’, this is the place, built by us, for us. 🧙♂️
High Quality Boba Milk Teas
From Middle Earth 🌎
Not concocted by charmless chains nor flung from fluorescent counters.
Our elixirs are stirred by hand, steeped in story, and served with magic.
For those weary of boba born without a soul, behold what we have summoned...
Potions May Quench But
Feasts Shall Fortify 🍲
Let not thy hunger best thee.
We serve Dragon Stew to stir thy strength...
Tale Soup for thy soul...and meat charred in dragon flame.
🌟 Join the Fellowship at Elixir
In a world where many feel like outsiders…
Elixir is the realm where thou art finally among thine own.
Most places offer tea... but not belonging.
They serve drinks, yet not delight.
They house customers, not companions.
The realm has waited long for a gathering place that honors the magic in us all. 🪄
But here?
We say: Be the wizard.
Be the rogue.
Be the elf, the bard, the steampunk vampire,
or shy sorcerer just finding their spark.
Begin Thy Quest to Find
the Hidden Tavern 📜
Where is this secret Boba Speakeasy you ask?
1170 Newport Blvd, 2nd Floor, Costa Mesa, CA 92627
We are hidden upstairs above Lovers and through Purple Haze.
Take caution when climbing the Perilous Staircase past the Giant Skeleton Warrior and magical gallery of rogues and wizards!
Make your quest through Daigon Alley, across enchanted forest, when you see a castle with a dragon trophy, thou art near!
Inside you will find our Elixir Tea Bar, where Ceraph, our Winged Lion, guards thee from the evil Mind Flare Kronath.
So don thy elf ears and ready thy wands, for enchanted mocktails and boba teas await to tantalize thy tongue and lift thy spirits.
Let the adventure begin!
– Cire, Keeper of the Elixir Wizard Academy & Tea Bar
