SO YOU WANT TO
BECOME A WIZARD?
The 5 Sacred Steps To Instantly Become a Wizard 🧙
Upon the table before you lies a shimmering chalice brimming with Wands of Wonder, each a key to unlock your destiny!
Approach, ye seekers of magic, and claim your Wand, your sacred Weapon for this mystical class!
“Wouldst thou dare to embark upon the rarest of quests, a legendary Wizard Trial, found only within these hallowed walls?
For a mere tribute of ten golden coins, thou mayest test thy mettle!
Shouldst thou triumph, the gates of the Secret Wizard Society shall swing wide, granting thee the honor of choosing thy noble Wizard House!
Each moon’s turn, thou shalt embark on quests most wondrous, earning glory for thy team.
At month’s end, the victorious House shall stride forth to the Elixir Vault to claim their enchanted prize!
And lo—only those deemed worthy shall glimpse the secrets beyond the fabled Portal Bookshelf Door, a privilege reserved for the chosen of our arcane order!”
Now, ye apprentices of the unknown...Wands Up!
Raise thy Wand aloft, as if summoning the very stars from the heavens!
Stretch thy arm to its utmost peak, a beacon of thy intent!
Awaken the slumbering magic within, guide thy Wand in a serpentine dance, an elegant ‘S’ weaving through the air.
Sway it gently left, then right, crossing thy form as though sheathing a blade forged of dreams.
Next, lift thy Wand horizon-high, twirl it thrice with flair, and channel thy spirit into its tip.
With the grandest Wizard accent thou canst muster, proclaim:
“I solemnly swear, by the ancient rites, I am ready to face this Magical Wizard Trial!”
All shall speak this oath as one, a chorus of courage echoing through the ether!
Now, lower thy arms, ye seekers, and heed mine words closely.
I shall unveil the five sacred steps to conjure a
Smoke Bubble of Destiny
Snare it mid-flight, and place it within thy potion chalice.
Should thy bubble alight within the glass, it shall blaze as proof of the dormant Wizard spark coursing through thy veins, a gift rare and ancient, passed down through thy lineage!
Then, thou shalt be welcomed into the illustrious Elixir Wizard Academy, where thy path to power shall unfold!
All who are ready, cry “Huzzah!” with the might of a thousand tempests!
This time, when thy moment arrives, thou shalt declare thy full name,etched forever in the annals of magic!
Envision an ‘S’ unfurling in the air, then sweep thy Wand across thy frame and back to the horizon.
Twirl it thrice for fortune’s favor!
In thy boldest Wizard voice, intone:
“I, (First, Middle, Last Name), do solemnly swear I am ready to take this Magical Wizard Trial!”
All repeat as one, a symphony of sorcery!
Plunge thy Wand deep into thy potion chalice, stirring the mystic brew counter-clockwise thrice to rouse its slumbering power!
Let the currents of enchantment swirl beneath thy command!
With grace unmatched, draw thy Wand straight upward, hovering above the chalice’s brim.
Pass it to thy other hand with a flourish, then tap the glass’s edge.
A sharp, resonant clink to awaken the magic’s full might!
Prove thy mastery!
Strike three majestic Wizard poses, each a testament to thy flair and fortitude!
Then, with thy Wand as thy scepter, aim and cast playful “spells” at three souls in the crowd.
Let thy style dazzle, thy spirit shine, and thy presence command the room!
Hold thy Wand aloft once more, horizon-high, as if offering it to the universe itself.
Speak thy heart’s deepest desire aloud, but nay, focus thy will!
Gaze upon the Wand’s tip, and with fervor aflame in thy Wizard accent, cry thrice:
“I want to be a Wizard!”
Let passion thunder through thy words, shaking the very foundations of reality!